Hi, (redacted unless I get another one of these)!
What a coincidence — I was about to send you an unsolicited email suggesting you outsource your email marketing activities to us! I figured you’re probably pretty frustrated with your current provider, since they’ve been ignoring our repeated replies that we aren’t in the market for your services, and to please take us off your list.
True, we aren’t skilled in the use of great buzzword like “product DNA,” and I don’t think we could use the phrase “technology patents” the same way you do without grinding my molars to dust.
But we do know how to protect your company’s reputation from the kind of practices that make you look like self-aggrandizing ignorant spammers. And for a modest $100,000 retainer for the coming six months, we’d be happy to do that simply by shutting down your entire email marketing program.
Honestly, I think it’s money well spent. From my perspective, anyway.
Alternately, please remove us from your mailing list.
Cheers,
–rob
Rod, You may remember my website during the 2006 Federal Election. I am involved with a tech start up in Victoria — LimeSpot Solutions — that is leading the charge of moving internet commerce onto Facebook. Found the wonderful ‘marketer’ cartoon and posted it on my personal website. Would appreciate your thoughts. Posted on the Financial Times — “Facebook’s share price salvation will not be rooted in advertising but leveraging its ownership of personal profile information into the most efficient marketing and distribution tool ever constructed. Our firm LimeSpot Solutions Inc. already has a prototype that can marry the product portfolio of any brand name firm with the personal profile information on Facebook. In fact, given how jarringly intrusive the current advertisement delivery on Facebook has become — which has de-personalized the Facebook experience to something completely against its purpose — the development of a personalized shopping experience that LimeSpot has developed and many other firms are working on may be the only thing that can save Facebook from itself.” http://www.excellentfuture.ca/paul-summerville/saving-facebook-from-itself