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The first time I tried to fix a leaky faucet, I created a geyser that wouldn’t have been out of place in Yellowstone. The plumber, when he arrived, gave me a withering glare that still haunts me in the small, dark hours of the night.It was a glare that said,...

Now my latest social networking obsession has an anthem Will you please rise, put your hand over the teddy bear on your PJs, and sing…

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Caught this error message at Twitter a few hours ago: A plumber is fixing Bloglines. A cat is fixing Twitter. Does anyone hire technicians any more?
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