“So we have no closed-circuit footage of the traffic at that intersection from that day?”

“Fraid not.”

“Wait… Wasn’t that early September?”

“Yeah, it was. Why?”

“Wasn’t that when Instagram rolled out Hyperlapse?”

“Sure, but I don’t see what – oh, I get it!”

“All those iPhones shooting all of that time lapse footage of traffic? Somebody had to be shooting this intersection.”

“I’m on it, lieutenant.”

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