Cartoon of someone texting on their phone while being carried away by the Twitter birdFolks, you have to enter this contest. Here are six captions that won’t be winning:

  1. Anyone know a cheap source of Imodium for birds?
  2. Live-tweeting of Spring Migration 2011 not going so well.
  3. Just blogged: update on avian flu threat.
  4. Memo to self: there are worse things than commuting by transit.
  5. Hey, @NikitaFromDivision – got an update on Operation Sparrow.
  6. I just became Foursquare Mayor of 5,000 feet above the ground!

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