I just overheard Kermit the Frog on TV singing “It’s not easy being green” and flogging the new Ford hybrid SUV.

That news again: Kermit the Frog is selling SUVs.

Send the four riders home early; the apocalypse has clearly already happened. It’s only a matter of days before Marlboro product placement starts showing up in Elmo’s World and Prairie Dawn’s out there hawking cruise missile guidance systems.