…and his name is JimBobby. Better analysis of last night’s speeches you won’t find anywhere:
A bunch o’ polyticians was whoopin’ it up in the Ottywa Parliment;
The feller who sits in the speaker’s chair refereein’ the arguments;
Up on the TV, in solo spot, sat Pryminister Fartin’ Martin,
An’ watchin’m sqirm was the opposin’ worms, their rebuttals about t’ be startin’…
Go. Read. Enjoy.
Whooee! Thankee kindly fer the linkup an’ fer the nice thing you sed ’bout my way o’ polytickal analyzin’, RobbieFeller. I see from yer site here that yer a speechwritin’ feller an’ yer mebbe in the NDiPper’s campground. If yer talkin’ t’ ol’ HappyJack Laydown, I’d tell’m he’d be better off not makin’ any deals with Fartin’ Martin t’ keep the grittyboys treadin’ water.
Makin’ deals with them crooks is gonna look bad on the dippywips. Canajuns may not like everythin’ the dippers do but they mostly figger the dips is righteous upstanders in the moral ethics department. Lie down with Polly Wolly an’ his buncha crooked dogs an’ the dips is gonna wake up scratchin’ flea bites.
Yores trooly,
JimBobby