Okay, so you have this real family-values, hard-ass right-wing politician, right? He’s, I don’t know, health minister or something.

Lo and behold, turns out he has a son from years ago that he gave up for adoption — and the kid’s been working in his building for years! Oh, hey, better yet — the kid’s also a total left-wing hippy!

What do you mean, it’s been done?

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