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My friend Denise Blinn’s comedy short The Porcelain Pussy has been criss-crossing Canada and will finally come home to Toronto — before jetting off again to such exotic locales as Argentina.

Catch it if you can — it’s hilarious:

  • It will anchor the opening night gala of the World of Comedy International Film Festival on February 9th at 7 pm at the Royal Cinema on College St in Toronto. Opening night tickets include admittance to the gala party after and are available at the Toronto International Film Festival website and box office or at the theatre on the night.
  • The film will screen again on February 12th at 7 p.m. at the University of Toronto’s Innis Town Hall, 2 Sussex Ave.
  • Then it’s off to Winnipeg for March 5th and the National Screen Institute film festival.
  • And then March 10th to 20th at the Mar del Plata International Film Festival in Argentina.

Go. See. Laugh. You’ll thank me.