Five other things Arnold Schwarzenegger misremembered from his childhood in Austria:

“Terminator T-1000 units prowled the streets of Saltzburg, while the last remnants of humanity took refuge in the Eisriesenwelt Caves.”

“Communist alien predators hunted us for sport.”

“Teenage male pregnancy was rampant from Bregenz to Zwettl.”

“Instead of teachers, children in Kindergarten had to learn from state police officers.”

“Nobody was allowed to go away on holiday. We had to settle for having memories of a vacation implanted in our brains.”