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Just came across this article from Newsweek in 1995. It lists all the reasons the internet will fail. My two favorite parts:

The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works.

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Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we%u2019ll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Intenet. Uh, sure.

If Newsweek is as good at maintaining the journalism industry as they are at fortune telling, they should be around for a long time.

The Internet? Bah!

Hype alert: Why cyberspace isn%u2019t, and will never be, nirvana

By Clifford Stoll | NEWSWEEK
From the magazine issue dated Feb 27, 1995

After two decades online, I%u2019m perplexed. It%u2019s not that I haven%u2019t had a gas of a good time on the Internet. I%u2019ve met great people and even caught a hacker or two. But today, I%u2019m uneasy about this most trendy and oversold community. Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make government more democratic.

Baloney. Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works.

Consider today%u2019s online world. The Usenet, a worldwide bulletin board, allows anyone to post messages across the nation. Your word gets out, leapfrogging editors and publishers. Every voice can be heard cheaply and instantly. The result? Every voice is heard. The cacophany more closely resembles citizens band radio, complete with handles, harrasment, and anonymous threats. When most everyone shouts, few listen. How about electronic publishing? Try reading a book on disc. At best, it%u2019s an unpleasant chore: the myopic glow of a clunky computer replaces the friendly pages of a book. And you can%u2019t tote that laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we%u2019ll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Intenet. Uh, sure.

What the Internet hucksters won%u2019t tell you is tht the Internet is one big ocean of unedited data, without any pretense of completeness. Lacking editors, reviewers or critics, the Internet has become a wasteland of unfiltered data. You don%u2019t know what to ignore and what%u2019s worth reading. Logged onto the World Wide Web, I hunt for the date of the Battle of Trafalgar. Hundreds of files show up, and it takes 15 minutes to unravel them%u2013one%u2019s a biography written by an eighth grader, the second is a computer game that doesn%u2019t work and the third is an image of a London monument. None answers my question, and my search is periodically interrupted by messages like, %u201CToo many connectios, try again later.%u201D

Won%u2019t the Internet be useful in governing? Internet addicts clamor for government reports. But when Andy Spano ran for county executive in Westchester County, N.Y., he put every press release and position paper onto a bulletin board. In that affluent county, with plenty of computer companies, how many voters logged in? Fewer than 30. Not a good omen.

Point and click:

Then there are those pushing computers into schools. We%u2019re told that multimedia will make schoolwork easy and fun. Students will happily learn from animated characters while taught by expertly tailored software.Who needs teachers when you%u2019ve got computer-aided education? Bah. These expensive toys are difficult to use in classrooms and require extensive teacher training. Sure, kids love videogames%u2013but think of your own experience: can you recall even one educational filmstrip of decades past? I%u2019ll bet you remember the two or three great teachers who made a difference in your life.

Then there%u2019s cyberbusiness. We%u2019re promised instant catalog shopping%u2013just point and click for great deals. We%u2019ll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations and negotiate sales contracts. Stores will become obselete. So how come my local mall does more business in an afternoon than the entire Internet handles in a month? Even if there were a trustworthy way to send money over the Internet%u2013which there isn%u2019t%u2013the network is missing a most essential ingredient of capitalism: salespeople.

What%u2019s missing from this electronic wonderland? Human contact. Discount the fawning techno-burble about virtual communities. Computers and networks isolate us from one another. A network chat line is a limp substitute for meeting friends over coffee. No interactive multimedia display comes close to the excitement of a live concert. And who%u2019d prefer cybersex to the real thing? While the Internet beckons brightly, seductively flashing an icon of knowledge-as-power, this nonplace lures us to surrender our time on earth. A poor substitute it is, this virtual reality where frustration is legion and where%u2013in the holy names of Education and Progress%u2013important aspects of human interactions are relentlessly devalued.

STOLL is the author of %u201CSilicon Snake Oil%u2013Second Thoughts on the Information Highway%u201D to be published by Doubleday in April.

I actually quite like Clifford Stoll’s writing, and can only imagine what people could dredge up about my predictions from 15 years ago.

That said: heh, heh, heh.

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