Pepsi To Cease Advertising | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Actually drinking Pepsi, not seeing expensive billboards, will tell people whether or not they like the product. via theonion.com A great, if sadly fictitious quote: “Frankly, it just feels sort of weird and desperate to put all this energy into telling people...What’s that… you’ll throw in magic beans, too? HELL, yes!
(man to a shady character) You’ll get me 15,000 new followers?! SURE you can have my car, house and office keys! (Caption: And that’s why we have Twitter worms)
DOMinatrix
(woman in dominatrix outfit to someone in a furry outfit) No, last night was quirks mode. Tonight is strict mode.
