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The first time I tried to fix a leaky faucet, I created a geyser that wouldn’t have been out of place in Yellowstone. The plumber, when he arrived, gave me a withering glare that still haunts me in the small, dark hours of the night.It was a glare that said,...

My sworn enemy

<web rant> If I never see this <p style=”text-align: justify; margin-right: 0.25in” class=”MsoNormal”> again in the next three lifetimes, it will be too damn soon. </web rant>

Now my latest social networking obsession has an anthem Will you please rise, put your hand over the teddy bear on your PJs, and sing…
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