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(man to woman) I don't think I really understood the digital divide until you got a faster computer than mine.
(woman to man in bed) The following may be recorded for quality assurance purposes.
(woman using laptop, to man) I can't talk to you right now. I'm catching up on your tweets.
(man using mobile phone in hospital, to partner who is in labor) Check it out, honey! Twitter 'replies' now include 'mentions'!
(woman in bed to man) I'm glad you enjoyed that. People who liked that technique also enjoyed these other sexual techniques...
(woman looking at computer while partner sneaks out the door, carrying luggage) Heh... check out this Facebook bug. It just changed my relationship status to 'single'.
(man holding woman's hand) I'm so glad you agreed to meet in person. There are some things that just can't be said in 140 characters.
(woman in bed with penguin, to angry husband) Oh, come one. You must have suspected SOMETHING when I switched to Linux.
(woman to man at bar who is using mobile phone) What are you doing..? Omigod! You're checking out my LinkedIn profile, aren't you?!
(man talking to woman at bar) That status line was a long time ago. I'm a different person now.
(two women talking) He's the kind of guy you'd like as a Facebook friend, but not as a friend friend
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