Let’s see: my hairline’s been receding since I was 30. I have a 32″ waist and a 38″ chest, which seem to be the first sizes of clothes to sell out.
(As a white middle-class heterosexual university-educated cis-gendered able-bodied man…)
People don’t always want to talk about how cute my kids are. Canadian Netflix has a much smaller selection than American Netflix.
(…I figured it would be a lot faster to count the ways I’m not privileged than to count the ways I am.)
I don’t like eggplant, and restaurants keep putting it in friggin’ everything. And… uh…
(I’ll let you know if I think of anything else.)