{"id":1078,"date":"2010-05-18T13:50:08","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T20:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/?page_id=1078"},"modified":"2012-01-26T15:16:30","modified_gmt":"2012-01-26T23:16:30","slug":"greatest-hits-business-and-work","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archives\/greatest-hits-business-and-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Business and work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2009-05-23-ledge\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Email victim on ledge\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2009-05-23-ledge.gif\" alt=\"(woman on ledge of a high building) I have 173,000 unread emails. You tell me what I have to live for.\" width=\"450\" height=\"476\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2009-06-18-quality\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Spiritual void\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2009-06-18-quality.gif\" alt=\"(boss to employee) I like you, Lenahan. I see in you things I see in myself... in particular, a spiritual quality that recognizes there must be more to human existence than the single-minded accumulation of obscene amounts of wealth at all costs. Which is why I've called you here today: to impress on you the absolute importance of ensuring that spiritual quality never, in any way, shape or form, finds voice in this company.\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2008-11-07-shareholder\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Enhanced shareholder value\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2008-11-07-shareholder.gif\" alt=\"(epitaph) Here lies James R. Kipplenorten, 1942-2008. He enhanced shareholder value\" width=\"450\" height=\"507\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2008-10-05-workaholic\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"On the job, on the can\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2008-10-05-workaholic.gif\" alt=\"(man on toilet with phone cradled under shoulder, working on laptop) Define 'workaholic.'\" width=\"450\" height=\"516\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"product\">\n<p class=\"product-description\">Like the cartoon?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.ca\/workaholics_travel_mug-168054591840224065?gl=RobCottingham&amp;rf=238590376677716315\">You&#8217;ll love the mug<\/a> from<br \/>\nthe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.ca\/robcottingham*\">Noise to Signal store<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p class=\"product-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.ca\/workaholics_travel_mug-168054591840224065?gl=RobCottingham&amp;rf=238590376677716315\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0;\" src=\"http:\/\/rlv.zcache.com\/workaholics_travel_mug-p1680545918402240652gqvv_125.jpg\" alt=\"Workaholic's travel mug mug\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2008-06-20-fairy\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"RFP fairy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2008-06-20-fairy.gif\" alt=\"(late at night, one worker to colleagues) Look, everyone! The RFP fairy is here to finish our proposal!\" width=\"450\" height=\"410\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2007-12-19-rfp\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"RFP circus\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2007-12-19-rfp.gif\" alt=\"(one person to a colleague, while a lion-tamer cracks a whip over their heads) I may be dating myself, but I can remember when this wasn't part of the RFP process.\" width=\"450\" height=\"387\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2007-09-11-sunset\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Monetized sunset\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2007-09-11-sunset.gif\" alt=\"(two people looking at glorious sunset) I look at this, and it fills me with hope that there's some way to monetize it.\" width=\"450\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2007-09-04-team-building\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Team-building homicide\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2007-09-04-team-building.gif\" alt=\"(A circle of people surrounds a dead body. One person gives instructions to each member of the team for disposing of the corpse, who turns out to be a facilitator...) ...who, ironically, has apparently just led the most successful team-building exercise in our company's history.\" width=\"450\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2007-08-28-roi\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Neanderthal ROI\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2007-08-28-roi.gif\" alt=\"(one caveperson, holding a wheel she has just chiseled, to another) For the last time, NO, I do NOT know what the ROI is on it!\" width=\"450\" height=\"432\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/archive\/2007-07-13-brainstorming\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Brainstorming\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robcottingham.ca\/cartoon\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/2007-07-13-brainstorming.gif\" alt=\"(facilitator to group member) We're brainstorming here, and there are no dumb ideas. 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