twitter Posts

(frustrated laptop user) Well, that was a total waste. I just thought of an idea that's too long for Twitter, too short for Google+ and too smart for Facebook
(woman using laptop, to man) I can't talk to you right now. I'm catching up on your tweets.
(man using mobile phone in hospital, to partner who is in labor) Check it out, honey! Twitter 'replies' now include 'mentions'!
(man holding woman's hand) I'm so glad you agreed to meet in person. There are some things that just can't be said in 140 characters.