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(woman in bed to man) I'm glad you enjoyed that. People who liked that technique also enjoyed these other sexual techniques...
(woman looking at computer while partner sneaks out the door, carrying luggage) Heh... check out this Facebook bug. It just changed my relationship status to 'single'.
(man holding woman's hand) I'm so glad you agreed to meet in person. There are some things that just can't be said in 140 characters.