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(woman looks at smartphone while coworker assembles odd little devices) Our days as anonymous builders of reality distortion field emitters may be over.
Woman has dumped drink on man's head. Man's friend says 'I'd say the key metric here is your bounce rate.'
(man on talk show tells host) I got famous the same way everyone else does these days: my Reddit IAmA got turned into a blockbuster summer movie.
(frustrated laptop user) Well, that was a total waste. I just thought of an idea that's too long for Twitter, too short for Google+ and too smart for Facebook
(flying lizards eat a fleeing populace. One person tells another) So far, the new normal sucks.
Steve Jobs' black turtleneck hangs next to Gretzky's hockey sweater
(two people about to bury a body) This is the last time. After this, we're even for the time you lent me that dongle I needed for my presentation.
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