2009 Retrospective

2007-05-27-more-like-a-blog2007-05-27-so-web-102007-06-05-facebook-election2007-06-06-taxonomyCyberdog2007-06-24-not-geeky-enough2007-06-24-trash2007-06-24-whacked2007-06-26-pantone2007-06-27-rocketboom2007-06-cocksure2007-07-03-preschooler2007-07-04-convenience2007-07-09-young-networks2007-07-12-air-quotes2007-07-12-sleepipedia2007-07-13-brainstorming2007-07-17-bite2007-07-17-ceo2007-07-17-onesie2007-07-17-slave2007-07-23-core-competency2007-07-30-api2007-08-01-author2007-08-01-effects2007-08-03-100mm2007-08-06-fork2007-08-07-crowdsourced2007-08-08-soylent2007-08-14-4042007-08-14-degrade2007-08-16-divs2007-08-16-mashup2007-08-16-standards2007-09-21-facebook2007-08-17-neutrality2007-08-17-wireframe2007-09-26-sequels2007-08-21-email2007-09-27-sister2007-08-22-moo2007-09-29-basecamp2007-08-24-username2007-09-29-maintenance2007-08-28-roi2007-10-01-fishing2007-09-04-team-building2007-10-01-liveblog2007-09-06-friend-friend2007-10-02-hell2007-09-11-sunset2007-10-10-credentials2007-09-15-blog-king2007-10-10-tiny2007-09-19-nosebleed2007-10-17-gate2007-09-20-coach2007-10-17-greenOr perhaps information just wantz cheezburger2007-10-30-leopard2007-11-06-trackback2007-11-06-twitter2007-12-01-raving2007-12-10-geothermal2007-12-10-insurance2007-12-10-remote-hit2007-12-11-cgi2007-12-11-childhood2007-12-11-reenactors2007-12-12-option2007-12-19-is2007-12-19-rfp2007-12-19-status2007-12-20-paranoid2007-12-20-spam2008-01-02-segments2008-01-03-accessibility2008-01-12-cancelled2008-01-23-loan2008-01-23-oscars2008-01-30-linkedin2008-02-11-baby2008-02-11-virus2008-02-21-frat2008-03-07-melon2008-03-19-giant2008-03-20-mafia2008-03-22-freedom2008-03-31-collaborate2008-04-07-mission2008-04-14-webby2008-04-24-funeral2008-05-01-redundant2008-05-01-heckled2008-05-28-mammoth2008-06-01-finer2008-06-01-penguin2008-06-01-skipintro2008-06-11-fonts2008-06-13-customs2008-06-13-shower2008-06-17-0072008-06-17-outage2008-06-20-fairy2008-06-21-gallery2008-06-22-giving2008-06-23-microblogging2008-06-23-tragedy2008-07-10-1402008-07-14-covertly2008-07-17-favicon2008-07-23-cloud2008-07-27-knol2008-08-01-tagcloud2008-08-30-skipintro2008-09-05-disturbance2008-09-20-spiritual2008-09-27-transparency2008-10-05-workaholic2008-10-11-eula2008-10-18-deathwatch2008-10-26-change2008-11-01-avatar2008-11-01-man-purse2008-11-01-market2008-11-01-rilf2008-11-01-voting2008-11-04-election-sketchbook2008-11-07-conscience2008-11-07-shareholder2008-11-07-virus2008-11-09-feeds2008-11-16-Blackberry2008-11-19-advil2008-11-21-shiba2008-11-25-marketer2008-11-30-scent2008-12-06-connect2008-12-12-single2008-12-17-hedgehog2008-12-20-coal2008-12-20-hohoho2008-12-23-miss-internet2009-01-04-drinking-game2009-01-11-quittr2009-01-14-piechart2009-01-17-cylon2009-01-22-breakup2009-01-25-accounting2009-01-28-compensation2009-01-28-vows2009-02-01-bsg2009-02-01-extensionAlso, they think you should floss more2009-02-15-prison2009-02-21-recommender2009-02-21-zombies2009-02-28-netbook2009-02-28-worm2009-03-09-reality2009-03-14-nxne2009-03-21-alts2009-03-28-netbook2009-04-04-kidneyThe real reason they don’t allow cell phones in hospitalsThe differenceBut first, our standard conference snack of carbs and diureticsCatching up with youInbox Zero saves lives, people.We call it GulagNetGeeks bearing giftsFoodiesMy spirituality, in a nutshellAt least they’re not playing Grand Theft AutoIt’s just not part of our culture hereNot wantPerformance reviewAlso, they passed a stoop-and-scoop lawObnoxiousThat’s delegationDo you find it as hard to buy hats as I do?Check Zemanta for wine recommendationsProblem solvedDammit – Skype’s down, tooAny chance of a reboot?SpinMaybe your daycare can hold a tweetupI’ve had this dream…Would you mind completing a short survey afterward?Be sure to keep your transferYarrr!The digital divide, close to homeDOMinatrixFor a Massive Fee, I’ll Show You How to Do It RightBlogging was made possible by…If you read the terms of use carefully, they warn you this could happenCloak and daggrEvery day is Blog Inaction Day!Flag for ModerationAlso, a decent macro utility wouldn’t hurtStranger in a strange landPushrHead countAnd with a shift-zero, they saved humanityYour eyes are like limpid pools… a LOT of limpid pools.TweulogyThat’s what friends are forIt’s all in the eyebrowsAttention, mobile shoppersFriends with benefitsA killer dealNag screen1. 2009: a social media retrospective2. Obamarrival3. Hacked. Er, twhacked. Or something.4. Terms of disservice5. Where’s Waldo, solved6. In your Facebook, Rupert Murdoch7. Foursquare and seven nightclubs ago8. Cmd-V at last9. Digg the President10. Hello, Ophah11. Geo(ghost)cities12. Falling Domino’s13. Two programs enter! One program leaves!14. Anything but Misérable15. Because “Tungsten|Alpha” was already taken16. iHaveReturned17. Iran18. Firewall of China19. The Universe (A Google product)20. Twilight’s last trolling21. Binghoo!22. Depleted reality23. Strum und drang24. MYOB25. Non-applicable26. Footnotes27. Ripples28. Offline29. Committed to core values30. Soon to be replaced by “redisunfriend”Looking back at 2009Take two tablets…New year’s resolution: 1080pAnd there’s a huge selection of attractive cases for itSaturday extra: Just…one… more… tweakFreeze! Zoom in! Now enhance. And fart rainbows and turn lead into gold.We are the world… we are the night elves…Kindred spiritsFrom our vault: condition terminalVogue meets PC WorldThe law of unintended consequences, Cupid editionA use case for the iPadHow I got to LondonRIP NFG IE6A video ValentineRelationship statusPlace your bladders in the locked and upright positionThe… horror. The… horror.Guess the patent application’s a no-go, tooThe director’s cut runs 3 hours, 47 minutesKnow your rights!Know your rights!Think we can get Ellen Page to play the actress in the movie version of the cartoon?You just unlocked the “exterminated” badge!Mommy, where do hashtags come from?“Be my friend… Godfather.”Relaxing and doing nothing? There’s an app for thatYour GPS doesn’t lie: you aren’t at SXSWFor legal aid, press 1. To invoke your right to remain silent, press 5.Archived at The WayWayWayWayback MachineGot content?These teeny tiny plastic boots were made for walkin’Dial ‘M’ for ‘My God, You’re All Over the Road’Zagat calls our pork roast “radiant”Cartooning on the iPad? Yep.This user has been suspendedJust sayin’.Go straight to your chat room, young lady!By popular vote, we’re cutting the blue wi-Flash! Ah-ahhh!Captive audiencesIt’s not like we play Farmville together, for instanceiPreenSometimes the jewel in the lotus is RubyMadness v. MethodBeating a hasty retweetWhen I grow up, I wanna be a…If they won’t rise up and smite your enemies when you ask them to, are they really “followers”?Your friend just sniffed you! Sniff back? (y/n)Paging David PogueWe are all in Witness ProtectionTweatyFlash: nature’s way of telling your browser to slow downAlso, doesn’t plug-and-play well with othersNo comment.Known issue. Developers needed.But where are my manners? Here, have some of the last tinned peas on the planet.Just between you and me (and the entire Internet)And you thought hunger was the best sauceJust ventingAnd isn’t that what really counts?Ernst Stavro Blofeld would like to be your friendA is for audienceThe eternal mysteryAlso, every flowchart ends with a reference to “meddling kids”What’s that on its wing? …A little “AddThis” button!Beyond free diapersThe forbidden danceFull <body>’dBlogging for DummiesHold, pleaseLast RSSpectsCaptain, I’m picking up something on the sensorsENJ_Y O_R FRE_ WIR_LE_SAcquired tastesEase up!Cartoon-blogging from OSCONOSCON: Financial incentives for open-source developmentFlocking togetherPhoneGap in actionTim O’Reilly: O’Reilly RadarAFK, BRB after 2nd encoreBeing a Catalyst in Communities: @quaid and Red HatWi no Fi?